Penelope stood in her brother's periphery (an angle at which she showed to advantage) and wept becomingly into the dustpan. Had she picked the right statue to make out with and then smash in a fit of rage at its lack of response? She skimmed the other statues lining the fireplace: Leonard diCaprio from TITANIC, Johnny Depp from PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN, Orlando Bloom from LORD OF THE RINGS. Yes, this was probably the best choice. Edward had smashed so beautifully, just as one might imagine vampires smashing if, you know, they weren't largely invincible.
Penelope felt a hand on her shoulder. She turned to find one of those people who looks familiar, despite being a stranger. His familiarity seemed odd, as Penelope felt she had never met someone quite this attractive.
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Bird smuggling is so not cool!
The contributors to this blog have never strapped more than 3 birds to their ankles at a time.
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